What happens in Vegas... I usually forget by Monday

A weekend in Vegas is something that's difficult to describe in retrospect. For one, since one is most likely intoxicated for the majority of the trip, details seem to slip through the cracks. Here are the 10 things that I can remember relatively clearly about My trip to Vegas for Precious' 25th birthday, with guest star Shira:

1. $1 Margaritas on the strip, always a good idea

2. Penny slots = big money

3. If you're invited to an open bar, go. No questions.

4. Portuguese royalty = never-ending bottles of Grey Goose and Fiji water

5. Portuguese royalty = 87% gay

6. Wear pearls, they will never let you down

7. It's ok to get sick, just wait 'til you get back to the room, and try to make it all the way to the bathroom

8. Drink more water

9. Make sure to let everyone know that it's your 21st birthday (I fear this may have been the last year to get away with that one...)

10. Don't schedule an early flight home, it will leave you with nothing but regret

I am still in recovery, something that could potentially take days, but I promise to get back to this as soon as I am able to recall more details. For now, I will leave you with this:

I think this pretty much sums it up...

BUT, if you must see more, I guess you can take a look at some other photos from the trip.